Monday, December 24, 2012

[TRANS] EXO-M's Sina Weibo Livechat session on 121224; EXO-K's fanboard session on 121224

IT ENDED! I was kyaaa-ing all the way while reading EXO-M's witty, cheesy replies.

1. They start every reply with "WE ARE ONE!! 大家好,我们是EXO-M。"
Hi everyone, we are EXO-M.
2. They ended with the last reply saying 晚安。 (goodnight)

Here are some of the interesting replies!
 Fan: Huang Zitao!! Yeah you, this panda in human's disguise!!
Tao: I'm not a panda in human's disguise Don't describe me like this. hahaha

Fan: Wu Yifan, I'm really angry, so angry that I cried, 've already asked about 100 questions, why have you not replied? *wipes tears*
Kris: Don't be angry.

 Fan: Peach ah, (Tao) my eyebags are all loose these days, tell me how to have those like yours? Help
Tao: Nonono, have a good sleep.

Fan: WuYifan, I'm sad, what to do?? Not happy on Christmas eve because you don't reply me..
Kris: MERRY KRISMAS hehehe

Fan: Luhan and Lay, if you all received an endorsement deal for Red and Green tea, will you all be agitated/excited?
EXO: Of course! Every opportunity is precious for us~

Fan: Kim Jongdae, I'm in hysterical mode.. Reply me..
Chen: NI ZHEN SHI MEI NV (chen typed this in hanyupinyin, and he meant You are really a beauty)
 zomg chen that fan of yours must be on the way to hospital for emergency treatment. how can you do such fanservice *faints*
 Fan: Wu Yifan, I will go crazy if you don't reply a "Zhi" for me. You are too baaad
Kris: yoyoyo
lol at Kris refusing to "zhi" for anyone.
a few other fans wanted him to zhi too but he just kept replying yo. kris ah..

Fan: Baozi, baozi, I'm angry! I posted 4-5 questions, you didn't even reply a single one.
Xiumin: BIE SHENG QI^^ (xiumin, too, posted in hanyupinyin and he was saying Don't be angry.)

Fan: Zhang Yixing, Luhan, Xiumin, reply!! I need to go for exams soon, wish me luck! 've been sitting here for very long but there is no reply T.T
Reply: ZHU FU NI BY XIUMIN:)  (hanyupinyin; wish you luck)

Fan: Taotao!!! Reply me! Love you the most!! I bet one box of leopard prints that you won't reply, dare? Wish me luck once, okay?
Tao: Compared to pandas, I love leopard prints even more. haha
oh tao you beach.
Fan: I'm Monk Tang (the monk from Monkey King), do you like me? Talking about you, peacock princess~
Tao: I don't like girls without hair. hahahaha (kidding

Fan: Kim Jongdae CHEN!! Don't tell me you are gone? Missing? Have you guys called the cops?
Chen: wo hui yizhi huo zai ni men xin li~! (I will be living inside your hearts forever~!)
AWW CHEN YOU ARE EVEN CHEESY IN HANYUPINYIN. WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

Fan: Baozi gege!! Don't MIA!!! XIUMIN OPPA beg you to reply!! If you reply your face will slim down! Believe me!
Xiumin: HAO WO XIANG XIN NI (okay i believe you)

Fan: Luhan, have you eaten today?
Luhan: Not yet.

Fan: Kris oppa, I'm betting that you won't reply me. Betting a box of ACE
Kris: You lost~! haha
Does that mean Kris is gonna have a whole box of sons soon? o.O

Fan: What is little panda's waist measurement?
Tao: My figure is so good you can't imagine it.

Fan: Kris look here!! Help me memorise my text
Kris: Pass me the book~!

Fan: Huang Zitao, between pretty women and RMB which one do you like?? You can only say one!
Tao: All~!

Fan: Who is typing? Quite fast? It is surely not Wuyifan~~
Kris: It is really not Wuyifan BY KRIS
LOL KRIS LOVE YOUR BEACH HUMOUR

Fan: Tao look here! Choose one between shopping and the beach!!
Tao:Shopping!

Fan: Luhan ge! Is your chin still there?!
Luhan: Aiyo still there~! haha

Fan: Is Lay's cooking good? Delicious? I want to know. Reply
EXO: Very yummy. You wanna try?

Fan: There's someone in my class who smiles like you~ So we call him CHEN! hahaha
Chen: Really? Then he must be realllllly handsome!

Fan: Wuyifan hurry reply! If not I can't sleep tonight! I'm stubborn! Are you still afraid of your manager??
Kris: Actually our manager hyung is especially good, is a "good man" hahaha
KRIS, WHAT IS WITH THE ""?


Fan: Which soccer team do you like?
Luhan: I like ManU the most. haha~

Fan: heheh~ You six bros are gathering in front of the com right now right?~~
EXO: You are so smart~~ We are in front of a com.

done translating~
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And Baekhyun and Sehun had to come on fanboard at this time!
Too bad I don't know korean T.T
so korean trans credit to cxotrans:

[FANBOARD] Q: Baekhyun did you practice your aegyo?// Baekhyun: i didn't practice..ㅠㅠㅠ

[FANBOARD] Q: You both are using the same computer? // Sehun: we have 2 computers~~ kkk”

[FANBOARD] Q: Baekhyun what is your favorite type of book to read? // Baekhyun: Comics"

[FANBOARD] Q: Sehun if you dont reply my message i will cry!!!! // Sehun: please do cryㅠㅠ!!!

Q: Sehun, are you and Minseok close? A: We have a loving relationship kkkkkk we're extremely close!!! Minseok Hyung~~

[TRANS] Q: since when u are so good-looking? Sehun: idk too. My mum gave birth to me like this.

[FANBOARD] Q: Sehun are you here? // Sehun: Yes I am !! wo ai ni~

[FANBOARD] Q: Baekhyun-ah, I like the way your lips look Baekhyun: I like how it looks too... Hehe trans by:sehunownsme

Q: Sehun, i screwed up my exam Baek: hello it's baekhyun~^^ why did you screw up ㅠㅠ sehun is replying others? sorry^^

[Fanboard] Q: What's Sehun's sleeping habit? Sehun: Um......I think there isn't any...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋ trans by:wufanims

[FANBOARD] Q: Oppa, I'm a bit cold, please "ho" (blow) for me Baekhyun: Ho~~~~~~~ trans by:sehunownsme

[FANBOARD] Q: Baekhyun-ah, noona can't see you right now, go to America ㅜㅜ Baekhyun: heol ㅜㅜ Are you studying in America? Cr:monguse_ via:sehunownsme

[FANBOARD] Baekhyun: hello~^%^ I've come with Sehun in this Christmas eve! Here here look here~~ trans by:sehunownsme

[FANBOARD] Q: Between Sehun and Baekhyun who's the cutest? // Sehun: I'm not cute!"

[FANBOARD] Q: baekhyun do you like cheesecake? Baek: Its tasty down to the last bite ! hehe it sounds weird.. Trans:wufanims

[FANBOARD] Q: What is this, Sehun and Baekhyun are both here? Baekhyun: We came here as Christmas presents ^~^ jjan~~~

Q: Sehun what color will you dye your hair the next time? Sehun: I don't know!! what color should i do?

[TRANS] Q: Sehun ah~ Please protect Luhan's jaw! Please ㅋㅋ Sehun: ㅋㅋㅋ hm...? Why? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 [FANBOARD] Q: Sehun-ah, noona is sad today Sehun: Why? Who made you like this? It's ok... Have strength.. I am here”

[FANBOARD] Q: I'm leaving soon, please say something // Sehun: You cant... please come back.. please becareful.. please come back im waiting

OMG STOP IT SEHUN I'M TOTALLLY JUDGING YOU *CRIES*

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